What if chicken was 'Murghmatha'??

P.S. : This is not meant to hurt anyone's sentiments or feelings. This is just my view. I therefore take an anticipatory bail!

           

           Day by day the issue regarding the beef ban is increasing. Gladly, I am in the southern part of India where such issues are less affected...Kerala, being the safest zone. 

           I am not a beef person...previously hated it's odour, but not against it. Everybody in the family loves it. The aroma...the spicy tangy taste to the tenderness of the meat!..I remember those Sundays when beef was the main dish in the menu, being my brother's favourite and today my husbands too. Somehow, I stayed away from it and continues the same. Not only due to the taste, but also the notion which I have, "Red meat is unhealthy!".

            But, chicken on the other side was acceptable! Though not an ardent lover, I enjoyed having it. Chicken was/is also an occasional visitor at home. Fish dominates.

            Unlike fish, I always feel chicken a tasteless edible substance without any significant taste. I cannot assume of having it cooked devoid of the spices, similar to the continental dishes....Chicken coated in a thick gravy with the rich Indian spices!...mouth-watering...finger licking good!!

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           The beef ban arises on the occasion when, of late ' some' consider this animal to be God, 'Gomatha' and are die-hard worshipers!...To be more precise, it can be 'started considering' as earlier there were no such issues prevailing in India!!

            Beef is somehow much seldom bought in households. A very occasional dish. On the contrary, chicken is often consumed by the Indian non-vegetarian folks....And if suddenly there is a chicken prohibition embarked?!.....there will be a similar situation like the state of emergency!..........

           Chicken, considered as the most 'shahi' dish or the elite dish if banned, India will see just a march of protestants!...Unfortunately the non-vegetarian restaurants will be shut down due to the chicken dominance on the menu card.... 

           The kids who are always fond of it will cry in pain and misery with screams aloud!..

           The matter will be much worse in South India. Especially in Kerala where poultry farms are visible at every nook and corner of the town. The poor butcher community, their joblessness will lead to money loss; hence begins the search of new means to feed and to be fed!

            If chicken is banned, then what about eggs??...The same too will be simultaneously prohibited..... A satirical situation!! The eggs once considered as the complete source of nutrients will just transform into another chick!

            Finally, the increased number of hens in the city will lead mankind to start taming them as a pet at home....The most hilarious scenario where every house will have at least one hen as a pet!!

            The chicken ban will lead to much chaos and disturbances, more hyped than the beef ban. Gradually India will turn into a vegan country if fish also gets banned!!...Sadly there will be a decrease in foreign tourists  as well!!...........

              So lets hope such bans never embark and those already prevailing to be lifted!!...Pray for a better tomorrow....

            

   

The Monetary Chimera.....!

          I love dreaming....day dreaming to be precise. Dreams are a kind of hope boosters which in turn leads to optimism. On the contrary, some bizarre dreams can be the most weird..!...nightmares!....I had had bizarre dreams too which completely lands me in a mysterious wonderland. The best one which I could recall now is when I dreamt of Mr. George W. Bush visiting my house....when the terrace was converted into an aerodrome; concluding to the immense appreciation he made on the ripe jack fruit consumed!!...
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         Eyes tight shut and opening to a million dollar bucks!...An awestruck wonder surrounds....A dream of every common man, which always remain unaccomplished; a chimera. If at all such a mysterious incident happens, I will create a never-ending to do list; or will I??......
         Money is always necessary...an essential commodity. Every single penny earned is a kind of blessing, a value to be saved, spend wisely.
         One million dollar!!....Indeed a huge sum! But, to be frank I am illiterate about it's value in Indian money, though I know it exceeds the five numerical digits. How much exactly?...clueless...
         It never depends on the amount received, how much ever I receive the first thing which happens is a wide grin....my happy twenty eight teeth shining with pride and ecstasy!!
          Sensitive in nature I express all my emotions at the earliest...very much clearly depicted on my 'circular' face..... Genes they are!
          So now when I see a million dollar bucks together for the first time, I might smile....simultaneously I might faint too!....I believe when the unexpected happens in a woman's life, the utmost queer reactions occur...A while later, when the complete scenario is back in action, I might stare at the money thinking about the probabilities that can be made....
          Buy a new house.....Buy a car....
          A shopaholic like me can speed to the nearby mall too with some amount...Clothing, accessories, shoes, bags, watches,etc....Everything I can carry...all bought in a single stretch!
          Buy the best technological devices (even though I am not a techno savvy)....
          Spend some money to buy the best furniture...My generous mind will also gift my kith and kin some amazing items, though not in the form of money as such!...Of course charity will also given some priority. And finally the remaining to invest in a bank, fixed deposit!!
          All, except the latter will remain as unfulfilled mere wishes.
          After the initial shock has been subsided, I will only try to invest the huge amount in a bank. The most unexpected to the most ravishing surprises awaits each one of us....So better save it for the future and relax, than indulging in the present happiness blindfolded!...Wait and watch the future...have faith!!..........


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